SURVIVOR
survivorshop.coQuiet Essentials. Black. Logo only. Limited drops.
Drop #001 — waitlist Join waitlist →One house. Two jobs.
Essentials here. Satire on the sisters. Same Survivor Disaster Brands roof.
WalmartEBT
walmartebt.comDay / checkout-lane parody merch. Soft goods for hard lighting.
Visit sister →TacoBellEBT
tacobellebt.comNight / drive-thru satire. Fourth-of-the-month folklore.
Visit sister →EBT of America
ebtofamerica.comWhen capitalism meets welfare processing.
Visit sister →EBT Wars
ebtwars.comPolicy meets dark humor.
Visit sister →Snap Blackout
snapblackout.comWhen benefits run dry.
Visit sister →Hoeflation
hoeflat.comDating meets economics.
Visit sister →I Just Look Illegal
ijustlookillegal.comDark satire on “where are you really from.”
Visit sister →I Look Illegal
ilookillegal.comDeclaration-required culture satire.
Visit sister →Sister sites are unofficial parody / cultural commentary. Not affiliated with the corporations, programs, or institutions they reference. Hunger is not a costume — see each sister’s house rules.